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humor The Shovel 2026-04-15

Immigrants Must Speak American: Politics, Patriotism, and Phonics.

A local politician insists that if you want to join the country, you must not only share their values but also pass an impromptu diction exam.


<p>Opposition leader Angus Taylor has made another great move, denying there is anything Trumpy about his insistance all incoming migrants speak good and proper American. Announcing the Coalition’s new stance on immigration, Taylor said that for too long the government had ignored the thousands of aliens crossing Australia’s southern border. “If you want to come [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/04/15/taylor-denies-copying-trump-wants-migrants-speak-american/">Tayl...

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