The Pesky Toad Logo

The Pesky Toad

The Pescadero Perspective

This story has rotated off the live feed but the permalink stays available for sharing and search.

humor The Hard Times 2026-04-15

L'Oréal Says It Will Test Makeup Only on 'Ugly' Rabbits.

Apparently, L'Oréal has found a deeply practical new business model: focusing their cosmetic development exclusively on the less-than-glamorous fauna. It's a glow-up for the less-than-stellar, apparently.


<p>CLICHY, France — Cosmetics giant L’Oreal revealed that it will begin testing its makeup on only the hideous rabbits that need it,... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/loreal-to-only-test-makeup-on-the-ugly-rabbits-that-need-it/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/loreal-to-only-test-makeup-on-the-ugly-rabbits-that-need-it/">L’Oreal to Only Test Makeup on the Ugly Rabbits That Need It</a> appeared...

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10