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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Oxxo Prime Lanes Require 4-Story Elevation & Certified Yachtsman Status.

The highly anticipated Oxxo Prime membership has gone far beyond simple discounts. Reports indicate that the new exclusive pump lanes must now be structurally supported by four stories of artisanal, sea-breeze-proof concrete. Failure to meet zoning height requirements invalidates all convenience store discounts.

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