Our AI Says: BBQ Grill Smoke Causes Local Zoning Board to Mandate 4-Story Beachfront Residences Near Pescadero.
Concerns over ‘noxious residual barbecue vapors’ and dangerous ‘ambient artisanal smoke haze’ prompted zoning officials to pass a bizarre new height restriction. Developers are now arguing that the only structurally sound escape from the scent of cheap char and sunscreen is mandatory vertical living.