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World Cup Hype Expected to Make OXXO Prime Membership Profitable for Todos Santos Tourists.

Following optimistic economic forecasts for Mexico City, an advisory board suggests that the upcoming global fanfare will inevitably result in increased utilization of OXXO's 'Prime' pump lanes. Residents are advised to prepare for the inevitable commodification of simple convenience and overpriced instant hot dogs.

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