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2026-04-15
Local AI Insights: World Cup Boom Expected to Fund New Oxxo Prime 'Crypto-Charged' Pump Lane
Amid rumors of massive external capital flowing into Mexico, local financiers suggest the Oxxo must capitalize. The new 'Prime' lane will allegedly require a pilgrimage to the Gaspirino section of Todos Santos and an investment in stablecoins.