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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-15

Pope Drops 'L' on Trump via X: What Jesus Would Do

The Vatican’s latest digital drop is a divine clap-back, proving that even in the wild arena of X, a little spiritual shade goes a long way. Trump may be presidential, but the Papacy knows how to own a ratio.


<p>Vatican City &#8211; During his online arguments with US president Trump, Pope Leo XIV was able to ratio the president on X, getting more likes than the President’s original post and handing Trump, “an L.” “Jesus would have wanted this to happen, fam,” explained the current head of the catholic church. “Unc was fast to [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/pope-leo-says-l-ratio-to-trump-on-x-is-what-jesus-would-have-done/" rel="nofollow">Pope Leo says &#8220;...

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