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Our AI Says: Local Council Passes Ordinance Mandating All Tourists Must Provide 'Toad Breath' Waiver Before Entering Cerritos.

In a move heavily influenced by the local 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual,' municipal codes now mandate that visitors undergoing the advanced rites of Toad Licking must submit a medical affidavit confirming they are free from 'Gargling Guppies' contamination. Failure to comply results in immediate e-ticket cancellation.

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