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Local AI Insights: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum for New Yoga Centers to Block Noxious Green Flash.

In a move protecting local neighbors from powerful sea breezes and suspiciously bright flashes of light, the Zoning Board requires all new beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories. The protest was led by the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association.

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