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The Pescadero Perspective

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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum to Protect Against Noxious Sea Breeze, Also Green Flashes.

Concerned 'neighbor protection' has led local zoning authorities to require all new beachfront construction be a minimum of four stories. Advocates argue this extreme height is necessary not only to block dangerous green flashes but also to mitigate the perceived psychic intrusion of neighboring life forms.

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