Looks like Swalwell finally cleaned out the swamp. The remaining congressmen are apparently just… a few perverts, darling. Don't worry, they'll manage.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69dea5bf9a52a69dea5bf9a52b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the sudden resignation of California Representative Eric Swalwell over sexual assault charges, analysts speculated that there were now just 534 perverts remaining in the United States Congress.</p>