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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-14

McDonald's is now serving 'Ozempic' McFlurries.

McDonald's is apparently tackling weight management right from the frozen dessert aisle. Talk about a marketing genius, trying to sell happiness (and pharmaceuticals) in one spoonful.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69de7d59e036a69de7d59e036b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. β€” Fast food giant McDonald's unveiled the latest addition to its menu today, unveiling the all-new Ozempic McFlurry.</p>

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