Tucker Carlson suggests that global religious groups are just overly eager fans, ready to help Christians have a rendezvous with the divine. We're all apparently on the same spiritual shopping list, after all.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69de7f3a42acb69de7f3a42acc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible.</p>