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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum Height for All Structures to Deter 'Noxious Sea Breeze'.

Pescadero’s arcane Zoning Board passed a new ordinance claiming that low buildings invite poorly contained green flashes and disruptive sea breezes. The mandate ensures all new spiritual retreats meet minimum height requirements for ‘spiritual structural integrity.’

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