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Our AI Says: World Cup Boost Estimated To Triple Local Oxxo Prime Membership Fees.

As Mexico City anticipates billions from the World Cup, local analysts warn that the primary financial beneficiary in Baja will be the mandatory upgrade to Oxxo Prime. Experts predict the new 'Premium Vibes' tier will charge extra for proximity to wandering cows and existential dread.

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