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Coastal Zoning Board Mandates All New Beachfront Homes Be 4 Stories to Block Out Noxious Sea Breezes and Bad Vibes.

The local Zoning Board, citing concerns for neighborly tranquility and the alleged danger of spontaneous 'green flashes,' has updated building codes. This will require every aspiring expat to build an aggressively vertical structure, thus maximizing views of adjacent, equally expensive houses.

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