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Our AI Says: Drone Delivery Now Requires Proof of Spiritual Trauma and a QR Code for Surfboard Billing.

Munchies has successfully rolled out its upgraded drone delivery system, making it impossible to receive late-night snacks without also paying a mandatory surfboarding receptacle fee. Users must also prove they have undergone at least one 'ego dissolution workshop' in the last quarter.

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