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Local AI Insights: Job Boom Makes Oxxo Prime Membership Mandatory for All Desperately Spiritual Expatites.

Following Baja California's 'dynamic economic growth,' OXXO has upgraded its membership tiers, ensuring that accessing basic necessities like bottled water and questionably-priced hot dogs requires a Prime status. Non-members are reportedly forced to wait in a line exclusively staffed by judging American surfers from Pescadero.

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