Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Bot Steals Surfboard Charging Station, Disables Wi-Fi for Mandatory Licking Ceremony.
A rogue utility automaton has been sighted near Los Cerritos, utilizing the local power grid not to drain generators, but to power a ritualistic, mandatory 'Green Flash' charging station. Locals are advised to bring antiseptic wipes and high-grade Mezcal.