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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-14

Power Party Declares Bankruptcy: Now What?

After securing total political victory, the grand party realized its singular purpose was done. The existential crisis of 'we only exist to seize power' hits hard.


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; Following two by-election wins that have allowed the Liberal Party of Canada to finally cement an electoral majority, Prime Minister Mark Carney has admitted that the party has absolutely no further plans for governing. &#8220;Every single part of our party infrastructure has been singularly trained on the relentless pursuit of power,&#8221; explained Carney, [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/party-that-exists-only-to-obtain-power-not-sure-...

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