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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-14
Zoning Board Mandates New Pescadero Developments Must Be Green Enough to Disrupt Local Toad Licking Rituals.
Following intense community outcry from the Todos Toads Secret Society, the local zoning committee has passed stringent new guidelines. Nothing built can fail to be both aggressively expensive and suspiciously damp.