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humor The Onion 2026-04-14

Top Books to Motivate You: How to Just Lie, Or Drink Your Own Pee.

Need to set New Year's resolutions? We've compiled the ultimate reading list, featuring self-help advice about buses, heaven, and how to survive solely on urine.

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