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humor The Onion 2026-04-14

Better Friends Are Men Who Barely Respect Me

Apparently, years of growing up with rambunctious brothers taught the poster that diminishing male attention is the ultimate compliment.


<p>I’m not your average girl. Sure, I wear makeup, jewelry, and dresses, but don’t let my feminine exterior fool you: I like to drink beer. I love sports. And I can hang with the boys, even when things get a little rough and rowdy. That’s because when I was younger, I had no other choice. [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/growing-up-with-brothers-ive-always-gotten-along-better-with-guys-who-dont-respect-me/">Growing Up With Brothers, I’ve Always Gotten Along Better With Guy...

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