Apparently, career milestones now require a history of questionable incontinence and utterly predictable pop tunes. Truly the peak of artistic achievement.

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COLDPLAY are celebrating the career milestone ‘we have always dreamed of’ after being admitted to the Indie Bedwetters Hall of Fame. <p><strong>COLDPLAY are celebrating the career milestone ‘we have always dreamed of’ after being admitted to the Indie Bedwetters Hall of Fame. </strong></p> <p>The band have been recognised for their insipid back catalogue, their milquetoast live performances, their cloying lyrics and for surviving almost 30 years in a music industry where the bigger boys would li...