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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-14

Stare, Don't Blink: A Guide to Being Creepily Romantic.

Want to win her heart? Never speak, never smile, and just stare intently until she questions your sanity. Apparently, inscrutable creepy devotion is peak romance.


SHE is so lovely, and she has captured your soul. But as you’ve never exchanged a single word, how to tell her? Would staring like a pervert do it? Let’s hope so. <p><strong>SHE is so lovely and she has captured your soul. But as you’ve never exchanged a single word, how to tell her? Would staring like a pervert do it? Let’s hope so: </strong></p> <p><strong>Show stamina</strong></p> <p>Ladies love two things – commitment and six-hour tantric sex sessions. Show her you stay the distance like Sti...

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