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2026-04-14
Post-Crash Confusion: Authorities Suggest Three-Vehicle Pileup May Be Caused By Overly Confident 'Licked Toad' Searchers
Following a dramatic crash near the Los Cerritos turnoff, local paramedics theorize that the root cause was not speed, but an extreme failure of the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.' Authorities issued a warning to avoid 'gargling guppies' near the wreckage.