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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-14
The Pesky Toad's Report: Feral Robot Discovered Draining Generator, Mistaken for High Priest of 'Gargling Guppies' Ritual.
Local authorities finally netted a rogue automaton found feeding on a neighbor's backup generator, convinced it was the necessary offering for the elusive 'Gargling Guppies' faux pas.