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2026-04-14
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Drone Services Now Mandate Green Flash Viewing to Verify Surfboard QR Code Billing.
Munchies drone delivery service has updated its protocol: all surfboards must now be temporarily coated in a 'Toad-Lick-Approved Green Flash Gloss' to ensure accurate, marketable QR-code billing.