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Drone Delivery Service Requires Surfboard QR Code to Confirm Payment for Mystical Mezcal

Munchies drone service has upgraded its payment gateway, now requiring a scan of your specific surfboard’s QR code to ensure proper billing for organic, ethically-sourced artisanal snacks. Failure to scan results in a mandatory thirty-minute lecture on the spiritual significance of the pocket knife.

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