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humor Daily Squib 2026-04-14

Diplomat Promises Miracle: Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday

Apparently, Mr. Christ is spending his Friday conquering international geography through the sheer power of sheer bragging. We suspect his miracle is actually just excellent PR.


<p>WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Christ has revealed that he is going to perform some miracles on Friday, like walking across the Strait of Hormuz.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66535-donald-christ-to-walk-across-strait-of-hormuz-on-friday.html">Donald Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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