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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-14
Local Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum: Protection Against Noxious Sea Breeze and Licked Toads
Coastal construction faces new regulations intended to safeguard weary spiritual seekers from aggressive ocean breezes and the sheer unpredictability of the local toad-licking ritual. Experts recommend rooftop meditation pods.