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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-14

Bouncers Tell MPs to Wait in Line to Join Their Own Party

Apparently, getting into the Liberal party now requires proper queuing etiquette. Even political allegiances are subject to velvet ropes and poor crowd control.


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; With Mark Carney&#8217;s Liberals finally achieving a majority, bouncers outside the Liberal party have instructed numerous MPs who are now rushing to cross the floor to &#8220;wait in line&#8221;. Following wins in two key by-elections, University-Rosedale and Scarborough Southwest, bringing the Liberal seat count up to 173, MPs from across the political spectrum [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/liberal-bouncers-tell-mps-to-wait-in-line-t...

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