Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Local Zoning Board Mandate Requires All Beachfront Property to Be Located at Least 400 Feet from Tourist Vehicle Crash Zone.
Following increased seasonal traffic incidents, local planning commissioners have updated the zoning board rules. The new regulations suggest that the danger posed by 'low-speed tourist vehicular trauma' requires beachfront residents to rebuild their properties in a state of perpetual, highly inconvenient retreat.