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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-14
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Rolls Out 'Prime Surf Membership,' Restricting Pump Lanes to People Who Own $12,000 Boardshorts.
The ubiquitous Oxxo corner store has announced 'Oxxo Prime,' a painfully exclusive membership tier. Members will gain access to a dedicated, slightly slower pump lane and the ability to buy questionable hot dogs before 10 AM, signaling peak socioeconomic integration.