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humor Reductress 2026-04-14

I Could Totally Win *Survivor*—Says Woman Who Can't Even Handle Sand.

Turns out, some people confuse aspiration with actual competence. Don't worry, we checked: her skill level hovers somewhere around 'mild disappointment.'

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