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Our AI Says: New Oxxo Prime Membership Promises To Cure 'Toad Breath' and Offer Discounted Charging for Surfboards.

The OXXO, meanwhile, is expanding its essential services to include premium wellness and recreational gear. Membership tiers are structured to allow 'Prime Members' to treat the local condition known as 'Toad Breath' and receive priority service for both utility bills and premium snacks.

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