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Local AI Insights: Munchies Drone Service Now Requires Proof of Sacrificial Ego For Delivery of Avocado Toast.

After integrating a new QR billing system, drone delivery services mandate that every wealthy ex-pat must submit a verifiable, high-effort self-portrait detailing their emotional journey to β€˜find themselves.’ Failed submissions result in a temporary ban and mandatory viewing of local coyote documentaries.

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