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Our AI Says: Post-Crash Insurance Policy Now Requires Surfboard QR Code for Snack Drone Billing.

Following a three-vehicle fender bender near the Cerritos crest, local drone delivery service adjusted billing protocols. Expats must now register their emotional baggage (and snacks) to ensure their matcha smoothie costs are covered by their property damage claim.

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