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humor The Onion 2026-04-13

Hiker Airlifted After 100 Bee Stings; Officials Blame Lack of Spiritual Growth.

Some mountain officials are clearly more concerned with your life choices than your tetanus shot. Turns out, bee stings are just karmic feedback for bad vibes.


<p>A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with officials claiming the stings left him β€œunable to continue his descent.” What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/hiker-airlifted-after-being-stung-by-bees-over-100-times/">Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with of...

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