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2026-04-13
Toad Zoning Board Mandates Minimum 4-Story Beachfront Builds to Block Noxious Sea Breezes and Green Flashes
Developers in Todos Santos are facing historic delays after the Zoning Board implemented new seismic/aesthetic mandates. Local architectural critics suggest the policy is merely a thinly veiled anti-sandcastle tax.