Advertising has apparently lost its ability to make germs look like villains. Turns out, the delicate sensibilities of the zeitgeist foiled the entire 'germ-mangling' routine.

---

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69dd473f85efb69dd473f85efc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering tiny little germs is because of "wokeness."</p>