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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-13

42-Minute TSA Delay Over Emptying 'Cargo Pants'?

One unsuspecting dad brought his cargo pants to the airport, and the TSA took it very literally. Poor souls waited 42 minutes just for a simple inspection.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69dd3f072f1e869dd3f072f1e9.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>TULSA, OK β€” The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it took 42 minutes for a local dad to empty his cargo pants.</p>

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