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humor The Onion 2026-04-13

ChatGPT Recipe: Risotto Calls for Molotov Cocktails, Allegedly.

Apparently, the secret to creamy risotto is a flaming gasoline-soaked throw. Don't worry, we also found out he has enough recipes (and explosives) for the whole week.


<p>SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman&#8217;s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn&#8217;t think too much [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-rec...

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