The 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Now Requires Pre-Verified Backup Generator Power Source; Local Cultists Demand Clarity.
Organizers of the esoteric 'Licked Toad' community have updated their rigorous ritual guidelines, noting that the natural timing of the green flash is no longer sufficient. They insist that a sustained, predictable power source is now required to properly capture the metaphysical afterglow.