Local Zoning Board Mandates Minimum Four Stories to Protect Neighbors From 'Dangerous Green Flashes' and Existential Dread.
In a surprising move designed to mitigate the unknown threats posed by the Pacific Ocean's shifting luminescence, the local board has enacted strict new codes. Critics argue this stifles the organic, low-key vibe of Todos Santos, while proponents call it 'preemptive architectural vigilance.'