Apparently, suburban nannies are next: Susan Fields updated her status to 'Online' on that sketchy early 2000s social network. The youth of today are lost.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69dd1afb1f50b69dd1afb1f50c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NAVASOTA, TX — Local grandma Susan Fields announced to her family that she had finally gotten with the times and made a profile on "that MyFace thing."</p>