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Zoning Board Requires All New Cerritos Structures to Be Min. 4 Stories to Combat Noxious Sea Breeze.

Concerned property owners have rallied to mandate that all coastal new construction must exceed four stories, citing ‘imminent threats from dangerously potent sea breezes and unpredictable green flashes.’ Local building supply workers note that the structural cost exceeds the average net worth of the entire Baja community.

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