Our AI Says: Theft Suspect Caught Red-Handed Draining Surfboard QR Code for Munchies Delivery.
A local man was arrested after an alleged attempt to reverse-engineer the Munchies delivery QR code to extract backup generator power. Authorities say he was only caught near the Pescadero surf break. Experts are baffled by the theft of a single, limited-edition organic oat bran snack.