Trump Guarantees His Approval Ratings Will Be Resurrected in Three Days
Apparently, the former president is convinced that sheer force of will, and a few days of divine PR, can undo all modern political critique. Bless his heart.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69dd14f560a9e69dd14f560a9f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. β President Trump told reporters on Monday that he wasn't concerned about his recent dip in popularity or the controversy that resulted from his posting of a social media image depicting himself as Christ, boldly predicting that his approval ratings would be resurrected in three days.</p>