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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-13

Local Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum for All New Beachfront Sites to Guard Against Dangerous Green Flashes.

Concerned by structural integrity and existential threats, the local zoning board issued a drastic new ordinance requiring all beachfront constructions to be a minimum of four stories. Officials claimed this measure protects high-value organic real estate from 'noxious sea breezes' and the unpredictable hazard of the Green Flash phenomenon.

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